Hire Me!

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Let Erik Investigate Things. Pay Him For It.

You know in that first episode of “Sherlock” where he is all hacker-y and keeping a blog etc. etc.? Well, this is not like that. I am too lazy to update things but not too lazy to investigate stuff for you. Remember, I am not a Private Investigator. I have no license. Results are not guaranteed. Though I do have a fedora and I can say things like “Dame” and “Chin Music” and “Used His Face Like A Xylophone”.

I make jokes about things but I am ruthless and totally devoted to the task at hand.

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